Scary pigeons

This is gonna be... A HATE POST

Yep I'm gonna express all my hate towards the birds in this post

1. The sound of the birds flapping their wings

This is gonna be one of the scariest sound in the world. 
Whenever I heard the sound of them flapping their wings it just gives me chills

It sure look like its saying 

I'M GONNA KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP WITH THESE ULTRA STRONG WINGS

2. The scary chirping voice

I wouldn't really blame this on the pigeons.

I BLAME ALL THE BIRDS IN THE WORLD

To whoever invented the phase of Sing like a bird to describe a sweet voice

You better not let me see you in person

You imagine what I'll do next

3. The SHIT

After owning a car and driving it the college everyday for the past year

The hate kinda grow into my bones

Almost everytime after I wash my car,

The stupid bird kinda have a radar and had to go poop on it

Good thing is that they never pooped on me.

Or I'm gonna fry it up and eat em!

4. The death-grab 

I blame this on the parrot

I remember going to the zoo when I was a little kid

And a parrot stood on my arm to take a picture

The death-grab of the parrot is no joke

It was painful!

Look at those tiny feet and those sharp nails

It's a WALKING MURDER WEAPON

Sometimes I just have the urge to do this to the bird when I see bird shit on my car

But this is why I don't do it

Anyway after expressing it in this post

I felt a lot better

But I don't think I will ever like birds

Here's a toast to all the person who have mutual hate towards the birds

To whoever love em,

I don't think you'll read until this part hahahhaha!

XOXOXOXOXO

karman.hearts